Would You Rather: One Direction Version

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  Would you rather...
• 1: ...get high with Zayn, or drunk with Niall? Drunk with Niall
• 2: ...get a tattoo every time Zayn does - it doesn't matter what you get, just something - or get one tattoo that is identical to his in the same place? Zayn gets a new tattoo like every single day, so just get an identical tattoo as him.
• 3: ...actually date one of the boys, or beard for your OTP? BEARD FOR LARRY OMG
• 4: ...read a really graphic fanfiction, all the while pretending you wrote it, out loud to your parents or the boys? Oh my. To my parents haha.
• 5: ...show the boys everything on your blog, or have Harry start straightening his hair? Uh... Can I show them my personal blog instead of my One Direction blog? Either way, I'll show them, cause Harry ain't gonna lose his curls!
• 6: ...ban Liam from wearing shirts or Louis from wearing tight pants? Ban Liam from wearing shirts, duh.
• 7: ...direct and shoot any type of photoshoot you want, or direct and shoot their next music video? VIDEO!!! It will be for Up All Night and be a huge party.
• 8: ...have a one night stand with Harry, or a proper dinner-and-movie date with Niall? Ehhhhh.. I really don't like this question. Will I get killed if I say one night stand with Harry?
• 9: ...be serenaded by Zayn or have Liam write you a love letter? Love letter from Liam :-D
• 10: ...date Liam and be known as a homewrecker (for breaking Team Payzer up, even though you didn't), or date Louis normally but when you break up he writes a hurtful (read: sassy) song about you for their next album and have everyone know it's about you? I worship Payzer.. But I'm going to have to be known as a home wrecker I suppose
• 11: ...have Harry do one of his infamous lyric changes to anything you want, or be tweeted by Liam? TWEETED BY LIAM
• 12: ...get sassily called out by Louis via DM, or have Niall make vague, passive aggressive tweets about you? Called out by DM's.
• 13: ...have Zayn give you a hair tutorial or Louis give you a make-up tutorial? Zayn haha, Louis would be too sassy
• 14: ...be all the boys' friend (nothing more) or date one of them? I hate you... Couldn't I date one and be friends with the rest? If not, then be all there friends
• 15: ...break one of the boys' hearts to the point where the band takes a year's hiatus, or live happily ever after with him but the band splits for good? I still hate you. Uh.. I really don't want to break up the band.. But I don't want to break there heart... IM SELFISH OKAY, I'd want to live happily ever after.
• 16: ...be able to read Harry's mind when he stares at Louis, or Louis' when he stares at Eleanor? Harry when he stares at Louis. It will be like watching porn.
• 17: ...have a movie marathon with Liam or go planking with Niall? I hate you. I really hate you.  Planking with Niall.
• 18: ...have all of the boys thrown into the Hunger Games and whoever lives dates you, or be thrown into the HG yourself, with 75 other Directioners, and the last five get to date a boy each? I wouldn't want any of the boys to die so...  
• 19: ...know the full meaning behind Harry's gay new tattoo, or his old gay one? New one :D
• 20: ...spank Lou or run your hand through Zayn's quiff? SPANK LOU
• 21: ...streak through Times Square with Harry, or do Niall's version of the worm at the Presidential Inauguration? Streaking with Harry
• 22: ...tattoo Zayn - and no matter what it comes out like, he HAS to keep it - or push Harry down a flight of stairs and never get the chance to explain yourself? Tattoo Zayn .I will tattoo niall and liam on either butt cheek.
• 23: ...walk/run like Louis, or dance like Harry during X Factor? Dance like Harry. I already walk/run like a little girl/
• 24: ...talk like Billy Mays, or sing like Liam during his 2010 audition? Sing like Liam 
• 25: ...give Harry a haircut like Skrillex, or dump glue over Niall's hair immediately followed by feathers?....I love Harry's curls to much.. Sorry Niall.
• 26: ...do a twitcam with Liam, or guest star in the next episode of The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction? TWITCAM WITH LIAM
• 27: ...host Megamind and ask your own questions, or have there be an old video diary on the stairs, but you can't get involved? Old video diary
• 28: ...have Niall teach you guitar, or Josh teach you drums? Niall teach me gaytar
• 29: ...do the cinnamon challenge in front of the boys, winning a date with one of them if you succeed, or get to watch them do it? Already did it and succeeded so, where is my date?
• 30: ...watch the boys on Silent Library, or watch them on Wipeout? Silent Library
• 31: ...attend the wedding of your OTP, or get a copy of their sex tape? Wedding :)
• 32: ...accidentally sneeze all over Zayn at a meet 'n' greet, or get yelled at by security in front of them? Yelled by security. 
• 33: ...play Truth or Dare with the boys, and answer all truths, or do all dares? Truth or Dare
• 34: ...pull a name from a hat to see which member has to shave their head, or pick which one? Pull out if hat. I love all there hair.
• 35: ...go mini golfing with Louis or to the pool with Liam? Leeee um
• 36: ...have a nerf gun battle with the boys, or go with them to LaserQuest? LaserQuest 
• 37: ...ask one boy any ten questions you want, or ask each boy one question (and everyone has to answer truthfully in either case)? Ask each boy one question
• 38: ...have Larry break up, or the band? I HATE YOU SO MUCH. . . . Will I get hate if I say band break up?
• 39: ...show the boys all of your texts and messages, or have them listen in to your and your friends talking about them? My text. They aren't too bad

Intense Man.  Questions came from: here