Ok. Time to cry, because they are so close, yet so far and I have no chance of meeting them what so ever and none of my friends/family understand how much I fucking love them because they are the most amazing, flawless, attractive, funny, adorable people I have ever laid my eyes on.
K, time to die and spent the next few days crying/reading fanfiction.
And even if I did meet them, I'm an ugly potato, and if I talked to them I would end up asking about Larry Stylinson and piss of Lou and while trying to say something cute to Harry, I would be like, "Will you have sex with me?" and it would be really awkward because obviously he would not because as stated before, I'm an ugly potato. Then Zayn would be staring at himself in my suglasses, and I would make a comment to Niall about food, and he would think I'm calling him fat or something, then Liam would be all sweet and stuff, and it would be so adorable, then I would remember he has a girlfriend so I would start to cry.
The end.
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