6/30/12

Weird things I text my best friend

|Me: I just want you to know, you're more than a one night stand for me. I feel like we've grown so close, and I'm willing to leave my life of prostitution for you.
|Her: Are you being serious? :) I'd love that.
|Me: Thanks. It means a lot. I wrote a song called "One Night" for you. I changed my name to Ed Sheeran by the way.


|Me: Do I look like a light switch?
|Her: Kind of.
|Me: Because you keep turning me on.


|Me: Do you have a map?
|Her: Ya
|Me: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes


|Me: Baby, you light up my world, like nobody else.
|Her: Starting to get a little cliche now..
|Me: Just flip your fucking hair.


|Me: Lets go breathe in snowflakes
|Her: I thought you stopped doing drugs...


|Me: Even when we fight, girl, you turn me on.
|Her: ....
|Me: BLOW A KISS BLOW A JOB
|Her: ....
|Me: Young and Horny.
|Her: Yes you are...


|Me: HAHA I'm going to get fired from a job one day because they will find my blog and see that I would read gay boyband porn when I was 15
|Her: I think that will get you more business actually. Considering you will more than likely be a hooker.
|Me: Such high expectations..

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