I'm being 100% serious. I worry about these poor children's mental health.
I FUCKING READ GAY PORN OUT LOUD TO THEM.
I'm basically the "baby" of my close friend group.
Even though I'm older (not by much but still) them most of them.
But I act like an ADHD five year old (according to them).
Its true though.
They have learned to never bring sugary foods, never have cool school supplies (OMG my friend had a Gel Highlighter and it smells like cherry playdough. Its magical). They never let me cross the street alone, and lol.
HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE FRIENDS.
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